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Jessica Jones” hits hard on Netflix

By: Ashton Newton 
Staff Writer

Earlier this year, Marvel’s cinematic universe got a new hero with Netflix’s original “Daredevil,” which added to the world of the Avengers with a darker, adult tone.

On Nov. 20, the follow-up, “Jessica Jones,” was released on Netflix to add to the new street-wise line-up.

These shows are two of four planned, with “Luke Cage” and “Iron Fist” coming at a later date, that will ultimately lead to The Defenders being formed and getting their own show.

Jessica Jones (Krysten Ritter, “Breaking Bad”) is an alcoholic private investigator with super strength and the power to jump really high as she tracks down her enemy Kilgrave (David Tennant, “Doctor Who”), who has the terrifying power of mind control.

Along the way, Jessica gets help from some familiar Marvel faces including Luke Cage and her best friend, Patsy Walker.

I personally loved the show. I enjoyed seeing how the reality of the Marvel cinematic universe isn’t truly all Asgardian rainbows and Avengers towers, and how people with abilities leave devastation and pain behind.

It is definitely a dark show, aimed at adults, but I think as a comic fan, and a fan of superhero movies, it was an extremely rewarding watch.

One of the coolest factors of the show is that being on the streets of New York with this super powered character shows that the citizens in Marvel’s cinematic universe are beginning to open up and accept the fact that there are people with abilities among them.

I think this is especially important to show with characters like Spiderman, Doctor Strange, and Captain Marvel being introduced into the universe soon.

The trailer was also released last week for the next Captain America movie, “Civil War,” which will be released in May of 2016.

The movie shows how a new piece of legislation limiting the powers of the Avengers and other people with super hero abilities divides our protagonists into two opposing sides.

It will be interesting to see if the repercussions of the movie affect Marvel’s street-level heroes like Daredevil and Jessica Jones as well.

“Jessica Jones” and “Daredevil” are both streaming on Netflix now, with “Daredevil” season 2 and “Luke Cage” coming in 2016.

Unconventional Christmas movies

In Bruges
By Declan Hertel, Entertainment Editor

Two Irish hitmen are ordered to hide out in Bruges, Belgium after a job goes horribly wrong. This sounds like a terribly un-Christmas film, I know. But beyond the movie taking place during Christmas, it has several elements of the Nativity story in it: a couple can’t find a place to stay to see out the trial ahead of them and it centers around the fate of a young boy, to name two.
The pretty Christmas-y themes of redemption, forgiveness, and selflessness make up the fabric of the narrative, and as characters talk about the charming, beautiful Bruges being a “fairy tale town,” the film, which starts in absolute realism, becomes more and more like a fairy tale.
A fairy tale full of guns, blood, and about one profanity per sentence spoken, but a fairy tale nonetheless.
While it’s not “about” Christmas, Christmas is the foundation “In Bruges” is built on. It’s currently streaming on Netflix. Spike your nog and check it out.

Edward Scissorhands
By Darien Campo, Staff Writer

If you’re looking for an unconventional Christmas film to celebrate the holidays, look no further than the 1990 classic “Edward Scissorhands,” which is truly one of the oddest films I’ve ever seen.
The story revolves around a young man (Johnny Depp) constructed by an eccentric inventor (Vincent Price.) Before he can finish his creation, the inventor passes away and leaves the young man in an incomplete state — with a collection of scissors in place of his hands (don’t think about it too much).
The protagonist finds himself dragged into a bright, pastel-colored suburban paradise where everyone knows everyone else and rumors travel quickly. He finds it hard to fit into suburbia (what with the aforementioned scissors for hands) but manages to fall in love with a beautiful young woman (Winona Ryder). As the Christmas season approaches, tensions rise and Edward’s new life is threatened.
Tim Burton brings us a delightfully out of place character who’s fun to watch, and easy to relate to.
Edward has one of the biggest hearts in cinema, and is easy to love (even with scissors for hands).

Gremlins
By Stephanie Blair, Photo Editor

Nothing screams “the holidays” like a 1980s mom defending her kitchen against green-blooded demons, so if you’re into that kind of thing, go ahead and throw “Gremlins” in the VCR.
Set in Kingston Falls, U.S.A, “Gremlins” is the story of a kid named Billy trying to support his family while his eccentric father hacks it as an inventor. Billy works at the bank with Kate, a quiet, pretty girl he has a crush on.
There’s also an evil old lady with bad eyebrows; a crazy, racist neighbor; and Billy’s faithful, but mischievous dog, Barney.
It’s a cute family movie taking place just before Christmas. And then things get weird.
Billy’s father gives him a Mogwai, a little three-fingered, Furbie-looking creature that has three strict rules:
No bright lights- sunlight will kill him. Don’t get him wet. Never feed him after midnight.
After accidentally breaking the second two rules, Gremlins begin to wreak havoc on the town.
It’s the perfect holiday-family-horror film. Christmas spirit, young love, and murder by microwave; who could ask for more?

Board games for the holidays

By: Declan Hertel
 Entertainment Editor

Families often play games at Christmas, and they are often dull. I am here to save you from the holiday gaming blues with some great, inexpensive games to bring the family together.

“Gloom: Second Edition” – For telling all-new dark Christmas stories.

“Gloom” is a fun little card game with a Tim Burton/Edward Gorey feel, wherein you preside over a family of Victorian miscreants and deadbeats and make them as miserable as possible before sending them to the grave.

Most of the fun of the game is making up stories about exactly how Lord Wellington-Smythe came to be “Cursed by the Queen,” and then “Beaten by Beggars.”

If your family doesn’t have the dark and wicked sense of humor the game wants, try “Once Upon a Time,” which has similar storytelling bits, but in the vein of fairy tales. Both are $20.

“Forbidden Desert” – For uniting the family in perilous times.

Your airship has crashed while on an expedition! Rebuild it and escape before you’re swallowed up by the Forbidden Desert! This cooperative exploration game demands teamwork to recover the lost parts of your vessel.

Each character has a different set of abilities, and finding the best strategy to utilize them and get home safely is key to getting home, along with efficiently and quickly exploring the desert as the sandstorm rages on. No one gets left out because everyone has to help out.

With planning, patience, and a little luck, you just might make it out alive. $20 – $25.
“Bang!” – For when the figgy pudding hits the fan.

Tensions can run high around the holidays, and sometimes you just need a good old shootout to get back on track. “Bang!” is a card game that simulates the gun battles at high noon from old “spaghetti western” movies.

The Sheriff and his Deputies have got to eliminate all the Outlaws and the Renegade, the Outlaws need to kill all the lawmen, and the Renegade needs to be the last man standing.

The catch is: no one knows who’s who. Watch carefully and take notes, because when the lead starts flying you just might catch some!

If you’re looking for a simpler, cheaper shootout game, you can’t go wrong with “Poo,” wherein zoo monkeys fling poo at each other. It’s quick, dirty, and a lot of fun.

“Bang!” is $25, “Poo” is $10.

“The Good Dinosaur” review

By: Declan Hertel
Entertainment Editor

Pixar’s latest film, “The Good Dinosaur,” is a curious little piece. It’s quite a good little piece, but it is definitely curious.

It holds the distinction of being the second Pixar film this year; “Inside Out,” which was released in June, was great, but this is a first for Pixar, who has never released more than one film in a single year.

It’s clearly a “kids’ movie,” as opposed to a “great kid-friendly movie,” like the rest of Pixar’s repertoire. It’s an intriguing step for Pixar, especially as we look ahead to their faster release schedule for the coming years.

Firstly, let me say that “The Good Dinosaur” is jaw-droppingly gorgeous. The vibrant landscapes, the fluidity of movement, the detail on the characters, it’s all stunning.

I mentioned two weeks ago that “Toy Story” still looks really good 20 years later, and it does, but it looks like a B-grade student project next to “The Good Dinosaur.”

There’s hardly a frame in this movie that couldn’t stand on its own merit, visually speaking.

But this leads us to one of the curiosities: sometimes the movie comes off as experimental in animations that were strung together to create a movie.

This is reinforced by the episodic structure of the movie; it’s more of a series of islands than an A-to-B progression, highlighting that this might not have been a grand-concept picture from the get-go like “Finding Nemo” or “The Incredibles.”

This method of storytelling is not inherently a bad thing at all, and actually makes for an interesting feel for “The Good Dinosaur,” which is to say that it is is a “boy and his dog” story in the American South, but with dinosaurs.

This is weird, but ultimately really cool, and allows southern baritone Sam Elliott (the narrator in “The Big Lebowski”) to voice a giant T. Rex, which is just tops.

Elliot’s character, Butch, brings up another strange part of “The Good Dinosaur:” it couldn’t decide how grown-up it wanted to be.

It had all the goofy antics one would expect from a movie like this, but also features, among other moments, Butch telling a story about how he drowned a crocodile in its own blood.

There were several moments that could be genuinely unsettling to a small child, and several were unsettling to me (though the child two rows behind me seemed to thoroughly enjoy the movie).

It’s almost unfortunate that Pixar has such a great overall track record: we expect greatness from them now, so a film like “The Good Dinosaur” that is just “solid” will likely get overlooked. It’s definitely worth a watch, but it is especially worth your time if you’re a diehard Pixar fan like your faithful author.

It keeps that innovative spirit that Pixar is known for, yet features many “kid flick” clichés. It feels familiar, yet is a fundamentally different movie than they have ever released before. It’s greater than the sum of its parts, but in an odd way.

All I know for sure is that it’s immensely interesting. Watch it, and if you see me around, let’s talk about it.

“Toy Story” Turns 20

By: Declan Hertel 
Entertainment Editor

We all know you’ve got to grow old, but growing up is dumb and you shouldn’t do it.

One school of thought would be perturbed by finding out that “Toy Story,” Pixar Animation’s first feature-length film, turns 20 years old on Nov. 22. But I think that the upcoming anniversary is a perfect opportunity to rewatch it for the zillionth time, and revel once more in what is both one of the best pieces of animation in history, and an indelible part of this generation’s childhood.

A solid percentage of my childhood memorabilia is “Toy Story” related. I still have all my Woody and Buzz Lightyear dolls and action figures, and every year the first item I put on the Christmas tree is a Sheriff Woody ornament.

One of my best friends has Woody and Buzz shoes and a big poster of the alien toys on her bedroom wall, and I have met a great many people with similar stories. “Toy Story” is a big deal for a lot of people.

But why? Why does this tale of talking toys still resonate so deeply with the babies of the mid-nineties?

Maybe because we had it while our brains were in their earliest stages of development, and it is thus etched into them. Maybe because after all the amazing technological advancements of the past few years, “Toy Story” still looks freaking fantastic.

Both of those things apply, but I think it has endured for another reason, one that I talked about in regards to Smashing Pumpkins’ “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness” some time ago: it speaks to you in different, powerful ways depending on/no matter how old you are.

As a child, I watched it with glee, and imagined my own toys coming to life and having adventures. During my adolescence, I watched it and saw memories of a simpler, more imaginative time. Now as a twenty-something, I watch it and appreciate how honest and heartfelt the movie is.

My parents watch it and appreciate that a piece of children’s entertainment is so sophisticated and enjoyable to adults (not to mention the “growing up” theme of the later installments: my mother and I both openly wept during “Toy Story 3”).

I will always welcome Toy Story’s anniversaries: it’s another excuse to see what else it holds for the new phase of my life I find myself in. And now I’m going to watch it again.

History, Hip Hop, and Hamilton.

By: Jenna Beresheim 
News Editor

As someone who has personally struggled with learning history my entire life, I am constantly craving a learning source that tricks me into learning about new topics.

My childhood consisted of mnemonics, Wishbone the dog, and hours of Schoolhouse Rock. I even faintly recall The Animaniacs doing a few shows on states and presidents.

Names, dates, and locations have always been something I had to fully submerge my brain for any hopes I would retain an ounce of that information.

I was always that student in class that hummed a song or had some weird mental recollection tool to pull out of my pocket when the scantrons came out.

That is exactly the preconditioning that led me to latch onto the idea of a Broadway Musical featuring our Founding Fathers performing rap battles in an all-American, rags-to-riches story.

“Hamilton” puts Alexander Hamilton in the spotlight as a young twenty-something on his way up in the blossoming American government.

Other key figures that come into play are Aaron Burr, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Marquis de Lafayette, King George, and many more. Look at that, proof that I’m already recalling all of these key political figures.

The musical boasts over 46 tracks broken into two separate acts.

Through those 46 songs, Hamilton’s life is re-lived and history is told in a fascinating, enchanting way. Important dates, locations, events, and people are all laced in so seamlessly so as to educate the listener subconsciously.

The songs themselves accurately represent their characters as well – George Washington speaks in polished prose, while Lafayette sports a thick French accent.

This gives the characters more depth, and creates a relatable connection for all of them, even the characters you love to hate.

“Hamilton” debuted in February this year, where it sold out. Broadway quickly swooped in to host the musical on Aug. 6 2015, with multiple critical acclaims following shortly afterward.

The off-Broadway productions have even scored many awards, such as the Drama Desk Award for Outstanding Musical, along with seven other Drama Desk Awards out of 14 total nominations.

It is even rumored that the Broadway production is in the running for a 2016 Tony Award.

If that doesn’t speak for the musical enough, then listen to this: the entire soundtrack is free to enjoy on Spotify. So try it out for yourself without the big Broadway box office prices.

Now that may not seem like much – it’s a play for a reason, obviously.

But I have never experienced a musical that so accurately portrayed entire scenes within just the music itself. While listening, you’re dropped into war scenes, cabinet meetings in the form of vicious rap battles, and even countdowns to duels between two foes beyond compromise.

While I would fully encourage anyone to see “Hamilton” in its intended format for full immersion, I can attest to an experience just as fulfilling through the soundtrack alone.

And if you’re like me, you won’t be able to stop talking about it – or listening to it, for that matter – until everyone around you also has it memorized whether they like it or not.

4 out of 4 Paws

How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

By: Jack Armstrong 
Copy Editor

I wanted to start this review off in an honest manner by letting you, the reader, know up front that I am a huge Bethesda fan. I love “Doom,” “Wolfenstein” (yes, even the reboot), “Fallout,” and “The Elder Scrolls.”

So you can imagine how I felt picking up “Fallout 4” last Tuesday, Nov. 10. I was ecstatic to have another entry in my favorite variety of Bethesda brand, open world, first-person RPG goodness.

Of course, my excitement was tempered. Could the team who had brought me “Fallout 3” and Skyrim really suck me back into giving away 300 plus hours of my life?
I’m happy to report that they have done it again.

“Fallout 4” takes place in Boston, and in a welcome shift, the player actually starts in a pre-nuclear war suburb called Sanctuary Hills. After designing your protagonist, you are greeted by a Vault-Tec salesman who enrolls you and your family in the nearest nuclear safe vault.

As luck would have it, no sooner does your pen touch the contract than the alarm sounds, the missiles have launched, and war is upon you. You successfully rush to your vault with your family, but all is not what it seems. This is when your story begins.

The movement and player interactions feel comfortable and familiar, but if you didn’t like the way either “Fallout: New Vegas” or “Skyrim” played, don’t expect any vast deviation in the overall approach.

The controls are virtually unchanged, but the upgrades to the heads-up display and the quick weapon switch system are welcome.

The graphics have been at the center of discussion surrounding the game, but it looks like these worries were unfounded. Despite the slower frame rate, the console edition looks great and, most importantly, a huge step up from “New Vegas.”

Your trusty Pip-Boy is back in action, and the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats system returns as the primary method of determining play style.

With no level cap to limit progress, you could conceivably max out all the skills, but it still pays to focus on how you want to play the game.

Do you feel like Mad Max, like you want to tear up the wasteland with your bare hands, upgrade Strength, Endurance, and Agility to hit harder and take more punishment? Feeling more of a Han Solo vibe like you’d rather charm your way around? Charisma, Perception, Intelligence, and Luck are your tools.

Of course, combat plays a huge role, and “Fallout 4” has refined the Bethesda recipe with an emphasis on realism.

The Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System makes a return but rather than pausing the combat completely it just slows combat. So while you have extra time to target, your foes have extra time as well.

The combat really showcases the new customization system for weapons, by far one of the best new additions. Bits of junk collected around the wasteland can now be broken down into components and crafted into weapon modifications.

Channel your inner MacGyver and use the glass from an empty Nuka Cola bottle, the crystal and screws from a discarded watch, and a touch of nuclear material to create a glowing dot reflex sight for that handy shotgun.

The possibilities are numerous for all guns and melee weapons, and the more skills you unlock on your S.P.E.C.I.A.L tree, the more upgrades you can create and unleash.

The other big addition is a new companion, this time in the form of a dog. Shortly after beginning your journey, you come across a dog who can be recruited to follow you on your adventures. Even though you don’t get to name him, you can customize his appearance with armor and other accessories you pick up along the way.

Companions are plentiful, and actually extremely helpful, which is a nice change of pace from other Bethesda games.

Not only can they carry supplies, but they are easily given orders, and once you set up a base, they can be told to wait at a base until you need them.

You will need friends to ensure your survival out in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. The map is huge. I’ve already logged close to 24 hours in the game and I’ve only managed to explore about a third of its total spread.

While much of the scenery is colored in a similar palate, different areas all have a distinct feel. Which is helpful when you’re trying to get your bearings.

There are a few complaints.

When I first ventured out into the wasteland, I was overwhelmed, and the learning curve went from nothing, to having to do all the things too quickly. Realistic? Yes. Frustrating? Absolutely.

The default control scheme was just different enough from previous entries that I was confused, but a quick shift in the menus and I was able to play my preferred control scheme from “Fallout 3.”

Finally, the system of building both in settlements and at crafting stations is difficult and not explained very well, if at all.

It took me a lot of trial and error to figure out how to negotiate all the menus and control nuances involved in building and customizing, and I have played “The Elder Scrolls” and “Fallout” a lot. I also encountered the most glitches when trying to build structures in my settlements.

This felt the most unpolished of all the in-game experiences.

Overall, I had high expectations for this edition of “Fallout,” and it continues to exceed every one of them.

If you are a fan of Bethesda, the open-world genre, RPG, first-person shooters, or really just a fan of video games in general, I highly recommend you pick this title up as soon as you can.

3.75 out of 4 paws.