Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries 3/21-4/19 Oh, Aries, even though you’re super nice and you’ve done nothing but praise the universe this week, I have a bad horoscope for you. Totally unavoidable, but you will step on a Lego tomorrow. I’M SORRY. Taurus 4/20-5/20 I know that failed test has you...

Campus Squirrels Found Dealing Heroin

Some of WOU’s furry friends were recently discovered to be furry fiends Thursday afternoon when an
immense underground substance-trafficking operation was uncovered in the garbage receptacle outside
Campbell Hall.